I was awoken this morning by Radio Four delivering the interesting news that a national billboard advertising campaign found at sites around the country which asks passersby "do you want longer lasting sex?" has recieved over 400 complaints from disturbed members of the public and may be taken down by the Advertising Standards Agency after the company which [sorry in advance] erected the posters refused to removed them. I say that this is interesting because during my recent festive jaunt home in London these posters STALKED me; I couldn't go anywhere without seeing one of these visions in yellow and red staring back at me. It got so bad I had to take a photo of one of them just to prove they were real and ALWAYS THERE- Look at it:
And it wasn't just this one, no no- I went shopping in Spitalfields and BAM! "do you want longer lasting sex?"; I was out for the night in Old Street and KAPOW! "do you want longer lasting sex?"; every day I was confronted with this bizarre vision until I became convinced that I was the sole target of this sexual crusade. Turns out it's an advert for a prescription only nasal spray for men, which shows how wide of the mark my delusions were, and that you should always read the small print as the sign does mention the nasal technology and my passages are clean as a whistle thank you very much. I now hope they remain plastered across the country in all their garish glory, if only to remind men of their hopeless inadequacies. Haha men, you need to spray something up your nose to improve your sexual performance, and somehow I don't think Vicks Sinex is a suitable substitute. Gutted.
And it wasn't just this one, no no- I went shopping in Spitalfields and BAM! "do you want longer lasting sex?"; I was out for the night in Old Street and KAPOW! "do you want longer lasting sex?"; every day I was confronted with this bizarre vision until I became convinced that I was the sole target of this sexual crusade. Turns out it's an advert for a prescription only nasal spray for men, which shows how wide of the mark my delusions were, and that you should always read the small print as the sign does mention the nasal technology and my passages are clean as a whistle thank you very much. I now hope they remain plastered across the country in all their garish glory, if only to remind men of their hopeless inadequacies. Haha men, you need to spray something up your nose to improve your sexual performance, and somehow I don't think Vicks Sinex is a suitable substitute. Gutted.
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